Maybe “no teenagers” would have been simpler
Our anonymous submitter spotted this signage at a homemade water park somewhere near Cherry Point, South Carolina. related: And pull up your pants
View ArticleOn second thought…maybe I’ll just take a bath.
Are you enjoying the last few weeks of swimmin’ pool season, kids? Tom in Fayetteville, Arkansas was…until he saw the 11th commandment posted nearby. And if that doesn’t make you want to suit up and...
View ArticleTHIS LOCKER ROOM IS A NUDITY-FREE ZONE
“My kids take swim lessons at Tyler Junior College, and we have to go through the women’s locker room to access the pool,” writes Jennifer in Texas. “Something tells me that some of the ladies here in...
View ArticleWarning: This pool contain dihydrogen monoxide!
Apparently, Von says, somebody at the Homeowners Association got fed up with kids swimming in and jumping off of a decorative fountain at the neighborhood swimming pool, so the Board of Directors put...
View ArticleThe stall-sanitizing shimmy
Leah spotted this note in the changing area at Colman Pool in Seattle, a city she describes as “the epicenter of passive-aggressive communication.” Adds Leah: “I like the image of the kid’s shimmying...
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